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I then cradle your headless body, frayed ligaments and sinew settling into the hole where your head used to be, making your torso look like a nightmarish turtle neck in my arms, weeping as I ask God why he would take someone so fucking cool.

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Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend assuming he's taken feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe.

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Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair.

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